JNVN

JNVN no longer is when progress is materialized

2011-11-29T14:36:00.001+01:00

dear queens and kings

this blog is going to be history i together with a good friend of mine are in the making of anew with more of the idea of me and everything that comes into my mind like now but with structure true story meanwhile you wait i think that posting songs that i've listened to lately might be a good idea depending on your current mood listening to music but my mood is always up for music how is your mood i think good enough

i could analyze the music video but i think you already know or have an idea what is going on with earth one hint could be the music video is a reflection of what is going on with our planet hint aliens hint gold hint war hint homosexuality hint DNA

constellation(s) on your body and signs in your eye(s)

2011-11-24T17:00:00.000+01:00

hello kings and queens

lately white dots have appeared on my skin i drew lines from the dots guess what i got the constellation of cassiopeia when i was a little kid flies grasshoppers dragonflies frogs lizards communicated the sound of truth to me what does the insects have to do with this i hear from sources that cassiopeia is inhabited by insectoids and reptiles apart from the lines i drew yesterday when i gazed intensively into my left eye and i tell you intensively that you see all the details of the iris clearly guess what i saw i saw one eye two eyes and a mouth which formed a face a face that resembles that of the face on mars and mars used to be a lively planet which many of us already know below is the face i'm referring to the resemblance is tremendous true story

some rappers rap fast and eboi does it exemplary

2011-11-21T22:50:00.000+01:00

dear kings and queens

i am open-minded and listen to all kind of music lately i've been attracted to conscious hip hop and eboi is definitely representing sweden he knows it as well the sirenes the demons the aliens appreciate his expression and DOWNLOAD it i dig it true story

obama and nato are war criminals

2011-11-20T09:30:00.005+01:00

hello kings and queens

the whole world were watching when you chanted "yes we can" three years ago what change have you accomplished if you ask the movement of OWS?

NONE
NONE
NONE

or yes metaphysically you have accomplished this and i thank you for showing the light in the dark but physically still

NONE
NONE
NONE

or yes you have added up more pain and suffering to the world and your people still have hope and faith in you

illuminati sound control

lol seriously jedi mind tricks i was deceived by the illuminati sound control as plato once said "music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue." i'll give my prayers to you in the video above to you that have contracted with the devil when the day comes the light side always welcome use your talents for righteousness

i bet the majority of my readers are not aware of the on-going information war russia and china do not give a flying duck about the illuminati controlled media and they say the best propaganda is the truth you either be fooled or check your sources

#1 this happens when you defy obama and nato (illuminati puppets)

#2 this happens when you defy obama and nato (illuminati puppets)

#3 this is what the illuminati controlled information distributor has been hiding from you

#4#1 thank god for technology for righteousness please russia don't fire any atom bombs

#4#2 thank god for technology for righteousness please russia don't fire any atom bombs

my heart is shattered all over scandinavia jens stoltenberg and fredrik reinfeldt are puppets watch out for ninjas in your dreams in the future carl bildt go suck a horse dick you devil worshipper we all see you are a bad chess player you can't lick both (russia/china)'s and (us/japan/eu)'s ass at the same time and some of you are probably wondering why my blog has transformed into something is able to change as something is exposed by movement however nothing cannot change as nothing is not exposed by movement

I'M A WARRIOR FOR LIFE TO FIGHT FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS WITH NON-VIOLENCE

the motivator of my post today is saif al-islam gaddafi the son of the fallen angel muammar gaddafi

translation: is being protected against of the people's wrath

we all swedes know that aftonbladet is owned by zion-jews and the greatest crime against humanity is CONSCIOUS SILENCE therefore today i'm my own journalist and i'll forever work for the light and the whole world is behind you ron paul 2012 watch out for vote control in america true story

apes are my cousins they are not my ancestors deceptive darwin tricked you into believing bullshit yes i am creationist

2011-11-18T20:20:00.000+01:00

hello kings and queens

i'm retreating from worldly life for 4 weeks plus 8 weeks you might not see my face anymore leaving oslo on monday some of you might not want me to come back but hey fuck you everyone loves me and i love everyone

when i'm gone from oslo i might as well never come back who knows if my plane crashes and my body dies you should do a bit of your homework and prepare for the extinction/ascending the age of aquarius is next year watch out for ninjas they are everywhere

and meanwhile i'm home in sweden i'll document parts of my life i hold dearly parts of which has shaped me significantly to who i was when you read and who i am now meanwhile you read and who i shall be soon next time you read
many of you friend with me on facebook as well as follower of my account haven't missed that i've been assaulted

let i clarify that i wasn't assaulted by physical beings but i was assaulted by dark etheric beings employed by the moon/the government

i've mastered the game and i see everything you see true story

H&M loves magic mushrooms

2011-11-12T12:21:00.012+01:00

dear queens and kings

a wise man once upon a time said "Only the small secrets need to be protected. The big ones are kept secret by public incredulity." and his name was Marshall Mcluhan and he probably knew of the corporate world before you did and the corporate companies are sending subliminal messages to the people they want to end their karma before it is too late here is the proof first corporate company out is the swedish corporate company H&M can't bother researching all corporate companies as there are way too many i tell you way too many the whole world shall be one soon and i'm only interested in corporate companies pushing aesthetics as it is beauty disguised in ethics

H&M SPRING SUMMER COLLECTION FOR MEN 2012

thanks to AX80-Alive for being at the showroom taking the picture above i wish i also could hang around showrooms and be perceived as something by others no offence AX80-Alive you are an inspirational source and a good man and i like you for being that now compare the illustration AS ABOVE with the picture SO BELOW and i'm getting that sweater

and now watch this video

i see the big picture and as far as i'm concerned magic mushrooms are illegal because the deceivers want you to drink alcohol and watch tv and be dumb for the rest of your life now everything you thought was right and wrong turns out to be deception true story

my friends in brooklyn released a killer mixtape last night

2011-11-12T06:18:00.002+01:00

dear kings and queens

small black was the band i found first when i stopped listening to commercial music when i turned the tv off when i came to oslo two of the tracks features heems of das racist one of the enlightened ones in the rap scene as well what a dream team true story

now go download the mixtape GO.GO.GO

11.11.11

2011-11-11T11:11:00.000+01:00

dear queens and kings follow me on twitter i folllow you back

let i reflect my previous post almost went out of control an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind the herd came protecting their heir it got too obvious as everything we perceive in the outer reality is a reflection of our collective consciousness projecting our thoughts i am therefore i think is the true act i think therefore i am is deception i forgive for it is true compassion but will never and always forget at the same time because i'm bound to the limits of time and space horizontally navigating through mechanical time in solid space collecting good and bad memories forgetfulness is only accessible through abiding to the moment of now to conclude i forget and i do not forget due to the limits we have chosen to cast a spell upon humanity then what is 11.11.11 all about? we see the hype everywhere and many fake friends on facebook posts 11.11.11 without knowing but riding the hype which is a good thing the more the merrier life has taught us then what is 11.11.11 it is this i'll show you below what 11.11.11 is about don't expect a miracle happening over a day true story

and below a nice comment from the commentator papi from the previous post he/she knows what we are going through

"it takes two to make a quarrel."
remember what one of our prophets, jesus, said?
"forgive them for they know not what they do."

11.11.11 tomorrow
12.12.12 next year
13.13.13 does not come
instead of counting up
we count down again
13.12.11 10:09

H&M at Karl Johan is a cult promoting the devil inside of you

2011-11-10T09:56:00.004+01:00

dear kings and queens

many of you probably know that i worked at ladies department at H&M karl johan i no longer work there as of yesterday because of the cult running the store my true friends at H&M know i've been treated unfairly way too unfairly they are able to confirm my words if you ask them you will get an honest answer

i'll tell you about the cult in details personally that if you wish to apply for work there it is good to know that the cult consists of a head and her herd asslicking motherfuckers supporting the devil

the head is a female with no masculine energy to lead it is a different thing between being a leader and a controller leading and controlling is two different things she wants to maintain control because the devil is lazy and loves privileges and once she loses control she becomes a whiney bitch projecting her emotions on her employees and here comes the asslicking part into the game of survival at H&M if you don't support her while she is whining like a bitch you make her furious like a dragon and you get yourself a warning 8 of them i've collected usually after 3 you are out of the game of survival at H&M but i had lifelines I LOVE MY FRIENDS I TRULY DO at H&M and it would be too obvious if i was to leave after 3 a bitch with a brain after all

i remember clearly what i've faulted the devil to receive those warnings

you talk too much with the customers

you spend too much time with the customers

you become friendly with the customers

you work fast on the floor and canalize energy at the cashier

you resist negativity and surrender positivity

you have intense eye gazing with customers making them all shy and flattered

you have a bad stomach at times and visit the toilet too often

you don't listen to the devil

but the story has been written down differently to suit the pride of the devil now where is her pride when i cut her deep with my words? i am the representation everyone wants to see at H&M but i am not the representation of the will of the devil at H&M therefore i got fired with four lovely letters from customers how many letters have you received during the time we worked together? that sets it you are a misrepresentation of what the customers want and need and how many times have you heard the customers say "you are an angel" i was told i am an angel everyday at work quite a few times daily that sets it as well BITCH BITCH BITCH

now i patiently wait for my october and november salary if there is no money in my bank account i'll personally make your store into a haunted house and for your information i have a thousand readers a day if you there is no money they will know i've been working for free which is illegal true story

why do men rape women vice versa let i tell you why

2011-11-04T13:39:00.005+01:00

dear readers

there is an on-going illuminating of a social evil in the city of Oslo here is my take on it

keeping it short straight to the core the soil is dirty as hell sleeping men think sex sex sex feel the urge of animalistic survival therefore they hunt their preys with their mouth forgetting how to breathe with their nose this is the result of our collective consciousness of promoting sex sex sex where is the love

love love love

society is sick

no need to say no more

peace out bitches and fags

i love you all

time is ours we taking it back soon babylon you give it back to us

2011-11-01T05:31:00.006+01:00

artificial time created by the mind to navigate horizontally in space no wonder earth is speeding up faster faster and faster like too fast and too furious 666 already november modern science is coming to an end neutrinos travel faster than light mind over matter mind travels faster than light buddha said it jesus said it muhammad said it quite some time ago we carry the light within us fight darkness big war is coming choose the divine path or we extinction but choosing wisely ascending new earth i'm no messiah i'm no savior i'm only a manifestation of the collective consciousness together we raise frequency of love babylon fears losing territory sending evil spirits haunting my soul they losing want to drag me down to lower frequency but don't fear i'm only love vibrating high higher highest 13:20 true story

mama says i'm a good looking boy becoming the man to bring about the change i want to see in the world i guess mama is right when she says something like that because i totally agree with her

source

everything i do becomes art and i'm a talented writer as well only stating the obvious yeah yeah yeah

2011-10-27T19:45:00.008+02:00

seeing sounds hearing colors sending thoughts feeling ecstatic expanding energy attracting people having fun living life as it shall be and is about to return back to us kings and queens we all are being your real self reflecting you like a mirror when gazing into your eyes creating sound radiating energy within becomes love and compassion sharing between one another everyone postmodernism is back whenever whatever words contain no real meaning but pointers to the metaphysical reality of which is all that is intellectually too smart for 99% but we could still be friends anytime bitches worship my dick fags envy my lips have a taste if it is your lucky day Lil B I'm A Fag I'm A Lesbian no I'm A Spirit Being Human mastering the energies of masculinity femininity balancing like one grey elephant balancing step by step on a piece of string in between black and white like Yin and Yang forces pulled and pushed to unity is my blog really the right platform yes i express remember my real name Jonny Bao Van or please don't but within you will remember the feeling you had reading this piece of shit true story

I'm cute as well oh snap only stating the obvious yeah yeah yeah

to avoid demand source is over here

anecdote of unconditional love

2011-09-12T20:31:00.005+02:00

Hello.

I have a rabbit.

My rabbit has taught me what unconditional love really is.

Me and my rabbit is one when I meditate.

All is one.

When me and my rabbit are all-that-is.

I feel the eternal now.

The divine truth.

The ever-flowing love of God.

God does not punish I've been told by God.

God only forgives and love.

That I've been told too.

When I levitated to the fourth dimension.

When my rabbit is lonely.

During meditation.

Birds start singing.

The song of Love.

Piercing through my heart.

Telling me to let my rabbit inside my home.

But I did not.

My family does not like rabbit poo.

I can truly feel the sorrow when my ego acts against the will of my soul.

True story.

trials of the past

2011-08-29T17:50:00.002+02:00

Hello.

I've evaluated the intention of my blog.

I started this blog seeking attention outwards.

Nothing attained but attention.

The attention bored me.

The cure of boredom is curiosity.

I asked myself, "What if my readers become seekers of spiritual enlightenment?"

Out of the question above I've restructured the intention of my blog.

The purpose of my blog will be spreading the message of unity and inner peace combined with my personal life.

The truth is within.

True story.

alive

2011-07-26T13:51:00.004+02:00

Hello.

New haircut today.

Back to straight hair.

No longer half-Alejandro.

I should have brought my camera with me to Rådhusplassen yesterday.

200,000 people united with peace and love.

200,000 people united against hate, racism and terrorism.

200,000 roses held up in the sky.

Heart touching.

True story.

Outfit: Tee from H&M Trend for Men and black Cheap Monday jeans (not shown in picture).

i'll get better at updating

2011-07-19T21:38:00.008+02:00

Hello.

I'm on demand.

When you request.

I update.

I've received quit a few requests.

Therefore.

I update.

Jokes.

The only reason why I haven't updated is:

I'm lazy.

True story.

Anyways.

I have no story to tell this time.

But pictures to show.

@Plattan, Oslo

@Cynthia's crib, Oslo

@Hausmania, Oslo

@A Nice Park, Bislett, Oslo

Make sure you download Arif's mixtape (that black ninja dude above to the left).

>>>CLICK<<<

sorry that i've kept you waiting for too long

2011-06-27T12:21:00.002+02:00

Hello bitches.

Hello lovers.

Hello haters.

Hello everyone.

I'm back.

Long time no update.

I've missed this.

I'll try to update more regularly.

Like a month ago.

Very disciplined.

axxe and Emilio watching birds flying high, visions.

Getting ready for the party.

axxe, me, Emilio arriving @ Oslo Nights x Cravingsdotno Summer Party

LOL.

I'm such a poser.

True story.

Anyways.

More pictures to come.

Stay tuned.

Peace.

interview @ smug

2011-06-18T20:19:00.003+02:00

Hello.

Danby interviewed me.

Check it out.

Here.

Some of you might not understand Norwegian.

Use google translate.

And some of you might wonder.

What is Smug?

Smug is an art magazine, mainly operating in Oslo, Norway.

10th june

2011-06-14T20:14:00.004+02:00

Hello.

Louise, Petter and Kalle.

Out of focus.

Former schoolmates. I went to a rich kids school.

All of them are now "entrepreneurs" and generate money.

Except of two.

Spot the nots.

CEO #1

CEO #2

CEO #3

The former employer of Henri (pink shirt) is no other than Joachim Bekkevold.
If you want gossip about Paradise Hotel Joachim Bekkevold.
This guy is the guy to speak with.
True story.

Unfortunately I have few pictures of the parties.

I was too busy with things and that.

True story.

10th june streetstyle

2011-06-11T21:06:00.007+02:00

Hello.

I'm back in Oslo.

I was in Sweden.

One day.

Quick visit.

I hung out with Petter and Kalle.

They are twins.

True story.

Kalle checking out some hot chick to his left.

True story.

Kalle snapped this picture.

On autofocus.

More pictures to come.

Hold on folks.

prologue 10th june

2011-06-10T07:19:00.010+02:00

Hello.

I'm in Sweden, bitches.
See you soon, Oslo.

Meanwhile you wait for my next post.
Enjoy your reading through my older posts.
And make sure you check out the music below.
B.A.W.S Entertainment 2011.

Next update will be captured perspectives from my camera.
Big event today.
High school graduation.

And reunion with a few of my friends I've longed to meet again.
We will have fun tonight.
True story.

Chad Valley - Now That I'm Real

2011-06-04T20:02:00.004+02:00

Hello.

Summer is around the corner.

I should become a DJ.

I have good taste for music.

True story.

I love you boo boo!! Du glemte å logge av fra mob min! Så nå sier jeg hei ;) og logger av! Ilu

2011-06-02T17:39:00.001+02:00

weekday one year anniversary party film

2011-06-02T13:44:00.003+02:00

Hello.

Danby Choi filmed the anniversary party.

Check it out below.

straight out of compton

2011-05-31T16:48:00.003+02:00

Hello.

As stated in the previous post I was on a mission.

As promised in the previous post more was coming.

Check out more pictures at Smug.

A few reposts.

But who cares.

Already 20+ comments.

I'm popular.

True story.

#I'm sad at times

You haters make me sad.

Very sad.

I cry a lot when I read your comments.

Like a waterfall streaming out of my eyes.

NOT.

I love you all.

Even my haters.

True story.

Outfit: Cap borrowed from Phil T. Rich (I don't know the brand), bomber jacket from Monki, and jeans from H&M.

mtwtfss weekday one year anniversary party and afteparty at jæger

2011-05-28T02:55:00.012+02:00

Hello.

Sorry for taking my time.
Slow internet.
And busy working.

MTWTFSS Weekday

Long queue.

I didn't queue.

I was on a mission.

The girl in denim jacket is smiling.
Too bad she is out of focus.

Do you see that guy to the left hiding?

He looks like Ron Jeremy.

HAHA.

Cute boys from the hood.

Nah, not really. Musicians all of them.

Cute posing.

Especially the one in brown jacket.

Styledevil fixing the guest list for her friends.

And she got them inside.

Party time.

Good looking boys.

Smoking right outside the entrance.

Frida and Nico.

Representing.

If you, by any chance, live in Oslo, say hello to them if you are shopping at their store.

Crowd.

Andreas seems angry.

Crowd.

And balloons out of focus.

One of the hosts.

Handing over a beer.

Swaggers.

And a dark skinned princess from Monki.

Monki girls.

I could've been a part of the Monki team too.

But H&M picked me up.

They are laughing.

I told them to laugh.

Feels good to be powerful.

Princesses.

The blonde princess got some heavy chains around her neck.

I wonder if she is listening to Lil Wayne or something.

Arif & Sam.

Right before the video I filmed.

Swag.

Kaja & Thea.
Thea borrowing my hat.

Monki girls.

Always good looking.

Sonya.

Sorrowing.

Nothing left to drink.

Cute girls.

Nice denim jacket from Levi's.

Good thing that Johan is tall.

He looks a bit of drunk.

Crowd.

H&M folks.

And a little bit of skin.

Crowd.

Many people.

An inked princess.

She made me wet.

On my cheek.

She licked my cheek.

Pics and it happened.

Maybe I'll show you.

A blonde princess.

However, she didn't have a prince with her.

I tried.

Number close.

Half in.

Score.

Afterparty @ Jæger

Drunk girls.

mmmmmm.

Viktora and Sam.

They look cute together.

Out of focus.
She is playful.

Should have played with her.

Instead of snapping pictures.

Emilio.

Posing.

Beautiful girls out of focus.

Dancing.

Beautiful.
I added her on facebook.

And she accepted.

Score.

H&M folks.

I want to be captured on photo.

Peace.

H&M folks.

Muscle flexing and yellow nails.

This shot is amazing.

I should snap more pictures on legs and asses.

More to come.

Be patient.

Pictures taken by me, and edited by me.

True story.

mtwtfss weekday one year anniversary party

2011-05-27T11:30:00.005+02:00

Hello.

Last night I attended MTWTFSS Weekdays one year anniversary party.

Pictures will be uploaded tonight.

I've work to catch.

xxx

JNVN

last night in motion

2011-05-27T10:51:00.006+02:00

Hello.

Arif (Phil T. Rich) & Sam (Sama D) & Naruto

His laugh made me laugh.
True story.

Thea & Malin

Malin drinks beer faster than me.
True story.

I know.

No HD quality.

Is there any way to embed HD quality when using facebook video as source?

smile with me and i'll smile with you through our computer monitors

2011-05-25T13:59:00.010+02:00

Hello.

New haircut today.

Totally satisfied.

Anyways.

I love my smile.

And I smile a lot.

You should too.

Because a smile extends your life.

True story.

Outfit: No sleeve top from Monki, and chinos from Levi's.

chilling on a couch

2011-05-24T23:35:00.006+02:00

Hello.

I've posted outfit posts before.

But no shots on bottom.

Only photo booth shots on top.

Therefore, I dedicate this post to bottom.

Bottom #1

I love my green chinos from Levi's.

True story.

Bottom #2

I love my black Palladiums from MTWTFSS WEEKDAY.

True story.

As you can see I'm sitting down.

I thought it would be more comfortable to sit down.

Rather than standing up.

True story.

skinny white bitch is on my mind

2011-05-23T22:31:00.003+02:00

Hello.

Bad hair day.

That's why my face is cut off.

But my lips are sexy.

No need to cut them off.

I love my lips.

No botox.

Real shit.

Good at kissing too.

True story.

Outfit: Bomber jacket from Monki, and merino wool sweater from H&M.

he love$ me - bobbi dahl + persona la ave

2011-05-22T22:33:00.005+02:00

Sexy song.

True story.

hello beautiful morning

2011-05-21T12:30:00.002+02:00

Hello.

What if it was a sexy girl walking on that street I shot?

The pictures attractiveness would definitely rise.

You all know it.

Sex sells.

Anyways.

I like her red socks, skirt and her candy bag.

True story.

black and orange

2011-05-20T13:32:00.012+02:00

Hello.

At times I skype.

And when I skype.

I skype.

More often with Kalle than any other.

Kalle is a gingerfro with freckles.

True story.

Outfit: Vintage beanie, sawtooth shirt from Levi's.

17

2011-05-18T11:35:00.008+02:00

i'm swag

2011-05-17T15:24:00.015+02:00

Hello.

Long time no write. 7 days ago since last update.

I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you.

Today is a special day in Norway.

Celebration.

People are wearing funny dresses for some obvious reason.

I'm also celebrating. But I'm not wearing a funny dress.

What I'm wearing today is illustrated below in three different poses.

Pose #1

Checking out the girl next door. Her name is I don't remember.

True story.

Pose #2

The sky is beautiful, so am I.

True story.

Pose #3

They call me the asian version of Theophilus London.

True story.

Outfit: Straw hat from & H&M, vintage jacket from second hand, sawtooth shirt from Levi's.

eat da poo poo

2011-05-10T23:56:00.005+02:00

Hello.

If I was gay I wouldn't want to live in Uganda.

I would emigrate to Oslo if I was gay and lived in Uganda.

Why?

In Oslo, many men are gay.

Wealthy too.

They would love it here.

You know, no need to worry about getting food on the table and reprisals from anti-gay forces.

Today the parliament may pass a brutal anti-gay bill.

Death penalty for homosexuality.

If you are pro-gay, you should sign the petition.

the art of doing nothing is worth everything

2011-05-09T23:06:00.005+02:00

Hello.

You all need to soften your ego at times.

Spread the love and empathy to others.

I meditate.

If meditation is done correctly you will feel pure euphoria and empathy.

If you can't master the art of meditation.

There is a shortcut for you lazy motherfuckers.

The shortcut is synthesized by Alexander Shulgin.

I haven't tried it yet, due to it's illegal status.

However, it would've been great to have MDMA legalized for you with no empathy and love to share.

I have my meditation and have no need for MDMA.

True story.

i'm cooler than many of you together

2011-05-05T15:27:00.005+02:00

Hello.

Last night I attended the opening party of Volt flagship store @ Karl Johan, Oslo.

With Sam and friends.

Unfortunately, I have no camera at the moment.

Therefore, the only documentation from yesterday is my own memory.

A summarization of last nights party:

Hot chicks sipping champagne.

Die-hard fashionistas looking good.

Hard-workers getting drunk.

Everyone having fun.

Regarding my choice of title.

True story.

Outfit: Sweater from Cheap Monday, cargo pants from Monki.

knowing when to kiss a girl is truly an art

2011-05-03T00:04:00.012+02:00

Hello.

I've mastered the art of kissing girls.

1. Give your desired target a #wowface.

2. Give your desired target a #happyface.

3. Approach and kino the shit out of your target.

4. Escalate.

5. Kiss.

If you revert the order you might scare your target off.

I recommend you trying the given order above.

However, if you are very alpha and masculine, reversing works too.

I'm deadly serious. The Game is my Bible.

Not.

Outfit: Cheap Monday sweater and Levi's classic trucker jacket.

Com Truise - Beta Eyes

2011-04-29T16:05:00.005+02:00

she made me do it and i gladly accepted

2011-04-27T19:54:00.005+02:00

Hello.

What am I?

I'm an uncle.

I'm the coolest asian uncle ever.

True story.

Outfit: Beanie from H&M, sweater from Monki, jeans from Levi's. Both are wearing 3D glasses from Samsung.

once upon a time buddha smoked weed and lol'ed

2011-04-27T00:32:00.004+02:00

Hello.

Who was Buddha?

A fat motherfucker who smoked pot.

Then he got munchies.

And munchies made him fat.

That's the story of Buddha.

True story.

Outfit: Leather beanie from second hand, blazer borrowed from CW, sweater from Cheap Monday.

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2011-04-26T12:03:00.011+02:00

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2011-04-25T00:24:00.007+02:00

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